Saturday, April 26, 2008

Free advice

The advertisement tht said tht Indian people give lot of free advices was extremely true. I dont understand why so many people always have a go at us children. Even if they are meeting us for the first time and they know nothing abt us.. then also they will b like...

"kitna bade baal rakhe hua hay"

//whats the matter i have long hair, they r my problem, and wht abt ur children, its like they dont have hairs and r completely bald....

"Dekho chote baal kitne aache lagenge tumhare pe"

//Free advice. And their next sentence would b the same...

"Chinku(or whatever the name of their children happens to b) ne bhi bade baal kar liye hai, in logo ko kitna samjha lo, lekin sunte nahi hai hamari"

"Arre ye phati hui pant kyun pahan rakhi hai"

//Or koi topic milta hi nahin hai... hamare baal, pant, dressing style etc... or to koi topic hi nahin

"Mene dekha tha center market me ek shop me bahut hi achi pant thi... vo me chinku ko leke de di, bahut hi suit karti hai us pe.... aap bhi chalna hamare saath, phati hui pant se to achi lagegi"

//Phele to pucha nahin ki meri pant kaisi hai and fir aap apne bache ko jo bhi leke do mujhe kya... Fir se free advice

"Or kya kar rahe ho beta"

//Then my reply as usual, b.tech kar raha hun aunty

"Acha, badiya hai... dekho achi tahra se padai karna..."

//Mujhe to pata hi nahin tha

"Ab tum bade ho gaye ho"

//Acha to ab bhi tumhare comment kyun sun raha hun

"Ab bus tumhe hi apne mata pita ki seva karni hai, "

//Hanji aunty... atleast ek hi baat aap ki mujhe achi lagi

And its like they have timed their visit and they will keep speaking till the end and very rapidly as if they have prepared all tht they will say to us in advance... and all their speech they would praise themselves and abuse us in a language tht we can't use on them yet... let the time come...

1 comment:

ANUP said...

abe tune ye poem kyun likhi hai???
haha!!!!!!!! ek aur question..